December 2011
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I said, It's really easy to get drnk every night.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Feel like I could write a book.
How to wear flowy dresses and be drunk in you’re own home:  while listening to hip hop. -By Clemency 
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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you know when you’re really hung over, put on cowboy boots.
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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So, good news.
Met a lovely aboriginal man… WHO TEACHES 80’S HIP HOP. Gave him my number fate is in his hands, could I really reach that much coolness and happiness. I’ve been looking for someone for so long, thank you for walking into vinnies. 
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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i made this. "cool-pony.jgp" →
Dec 22nd
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please, how the fuck do you use adscene
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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I refuse to be productive with my time. I refuse to be productive with my time. I refuse to be productive with my time. I refuse to be productive with my time. I refuse to be productive with my time. I refuse to be productive with my time. I refuse to be productive with my time. I refuse to be productive with my time. I refuse to be productive with my time. I refuse to be productive with my time....
Dec 21st
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HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW ME?
clembones: Find it bizarre this is something you would ask people on the internet, but I think that makes for a funny experiment, how well do you know me, people that barely know me. Choose ones which correctly describe me, or make up your own answers the winner gets a picture of me vomiting and some ice cream, goodluck! (msg, reply, inbox) Tall or short? Crazy or calm? Brunette or blonde? ...
Dec 21st
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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hours of cats →
Dec 18th
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I got my first maybe one day we will put you in a magazine email, it had the words love and stuff and exclamation marks, from FRANKIE MAGAZINE
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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WHY CAN'T TUMBLR HANDLE .GIFS
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 6th
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this is the best .gif around
nickthejam:                                                                 Where the Tetris blocks come from.
Dec 6th
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